Friday, August 12, 2011

10 most annoying types of beachgoers

One of the things travellers look forward to most about summer is long, languid days at the beach, which makes annoying beachgoers all that more ... annoying. With this in mind the members and editors of travel website VirtualTourist.com have compiled this list of the most annoying types of beachgoers.

1. THE SMOKER

While there's not much to like about this type, the main gripe of non-smokers is that those who puff seem to think that if they're outside, the smoke won't bother anyone and that they often treat the sand as a giant ashtray.

2. THE LITTERBUG

Don't get us started. This person is apparently unbothered by overflowing trashcans, food wrappers stuck in the sand, and garbage-filled water. We shudder to think what their homes must look like.

3. THE COUPLE WHO CAN'T KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF EACH OTHER

Although we certainly understand that the beach can be a very romantic place, these people just take it way too far. Our advice to them is to save the canoodling for home and use the beach for relaxation only.

4. THE PERSON WEARING THE TOO-TIGHT/TOO-SMALL BATHING SUIT

Something about the end of sweater weather seems to bring out the exhibitionist in people. There's nothing wrong with this but just remember the beach is still a public place. If people are having a difficult time looking you in the eye while you're wearing your suit, you probably need to reconsider.

5. THE HOARDER

For some reason, this person can't go to the beach without bringing practically every belonging they own. From chairs to tents to coolers to cabanas, they have no problem virtually setting up house for the day.

6. THE GIANT GROUP

Treating the beach as if they've rented it out for a party, this group takes the place over. Never mind that you wanted to sit quietly and do some summer reading; they have an extremely important volleyball game to play and you'll just have to deal with it.

7. THE VENDOR

Regardless of whether they sell food, hats, or inflatable animals, on the wrong day these people can really destroy not only the experience but also the landscape. Going to the beach is about connecting with nature, not merchandise, and we wish they would at least learn to take no for an answer.

8. THE DRUNK

Whether they've gotten drunk first and then stumbled their way to the beach or used the excuse of being at the beach to get really wasted, this beachgoer is a giant nuisance.

9. THE DJ

Can't this person just find a nice club and spin there? Why must he or she bring everything short of a jukebox and play their tunes so loudly we can barely hear the waves? Whatever the reason, we have two words for this type of beachgoer: ear buds.

10. THE GROOMER

Does this person not have a bathroom in which to take care of these things, or do they simply not understand that just because they're around water doesn't mean it's time for personal hygiene? We won't get into the details of what they do but we will say we'd be so happy if they'd just take care of this stuff before they left home.

(c) 2011 VirtualTourist.com, Distributed by Tribune Media Services Inc.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Berlin Wall makes comeback for tourists

The Berlin Wall is making a comeback. A half century after it was built and two decades after its demise, a few bits of the Wall that once split Berlin into East and West are being reinstated for posterity to the delight of tourists seeking a glimpse of the city's Cold War history.

Almost all of the 160 km of Berlin Wall that encircled West Berlin in the heart of Communist East Germany was hastily torn down or chiseled away in the euphoria after it was breached in 1989.

There were only a few withered remnants of the wall left by the time the two Germanys reunited less than a year later on October 3, 1990. Only three of the 302 ominous East German guard towers still stood.

"There's a general complaint that the demolition of the Wall was a bit too extensive," said Berlin Mayor Klaus Wowereit.

"That's understandable from today's point of view and it would have probably been better for tourists if more of it could have been preserved," he told Reuters. "But at that time we were all just so happy to see the Wall gone."

There was indeed a powerful rush to obliterate all traces of the 3.6-meter-high concrete and barbed wire barrier, building of which started on August 13, 1961.

"Mauerspecht" (wall-peckers) armed with hammers and chisels got souvenir chips and bulldozers did the rest, turning it into gravel and developing the prime real estate.

Many of the Wall slabs were sold, raising some 2 million deutsche marks for the government (about $1 million at the time). Some 300 East German border guards and 600 West German soldiers worked together to tear the rest down, converting it into 300,000 tons of concrete mass.

But now, as growing numbers of tourists come to Berlin each year searching largely in vain for traces of the Wall, the city has re-erected and restored parts while monument preservation experts are working to conserve other vestigial segments.

'WHERE'S THE WALL?'

"At first no one gave a second thought to the idea of preserving any of the Wall for future generations," said Jochen Staadt, political scientist at Berlin's Free University.

"But there was always interest from foreigners who came and say 'Where's the Wall?'," added Staadt, a specialist on East Germany and the Wall. "It took about a decade until the late 1990s before people in Berlin, especially those under 30, started taking an interest in what the Wall was actually like."

New buildings have gone up on many parts of the former "death strip" that separated East and West, and it is sometimes hard to tell where the barrier once stood.

In the last few years a piece of the Wall complex running six city blocks, or some 800 meters, has been rebuilt and restored on Bernauer Strasse, scene of some of the most dramatic escapes after the wall was built.

People jumped from upper storey windows in buildings on the east side of the Wall onto the street on the west side. The windows were soon sealed off with bricks and the buildings later demolished.

In the early 1990s, the area around Bernauer Strasse was a veritable wasteland, with locals complaining about needles from drug addicts left hind in the weeds in the undeveloped land.

Part of the rebuilt section is made up authentic Wall slabs, some purchased for 1,000 euros ($1,400) each from a private collector, and some of it is made of 3.6-meter-high rusting iron rods that symbolize where the Wall stood but have gaps that allow visitors to see through it.

Another four city blocks, or about 500 meters, of concrete Wall slabs and iron rods will be added next year.

Berlin, with help from the federal government and European Union, is spending some 28 million euros on the construction.

While it is an eerie reminder of where the Wall was, the memorial on Bernauer Strasse is a far cry from the original. Instead of the death-like silence around it, it is alive with myriad tourists buzzing in and around it.

"In early 1989, (East German leader) Erich Honecker said the Wall would still be standing in 100 years and to a certain degree we're doing what we can to make that happen," Alexander Klausmeier, director of the Berlin Wall Foundation that is overseeing the project, said with a smile.

"It's all a bit crazy."

NO DISNEYLAND-IFICATION

There are a few other pieces of Berlin Wall remnants elsewhere: a 1.3-km-long section known as the East Side Gallery that is covered with 105 giant paintings from artists around the world and an 80-meter section behind the Finance Ministry.

A few individual graffiti-covered slabs were put up in Berlin, such as at Potsdamer Platz square, in the last decade. The city also embedded a cobblestone line into streets marking some spots where the Wall stood.

A biking trail follows the wall's route as well.

The rebuilding is not welcomed by all. Some local conservative leaders fear the wall could become a "Disneyland-like" attraction.

"People in Berlin already know where the Wall was and the memory is painful enough," said Staadt, the political scientist. "It's a tricky situation and quite a few people rightly worry any Wall reconstruction could turn into some kind of 'Disneyland'. No one wants that."

Wowereit said that will not happen.

"It was the right thing to do at the time, tearing the whole thing down," he said.

"But step-by-step we will keep expanding this Wall memorial actively. We've seen that a lot of people come to Berlin because of the history and we'll continue to cultivate that, not only for tourists but also as a reminder for future generations."

 

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Crossing Niagara's Rainbow Bridge

Q: Is there a way to determine the wait time to cross the Rainbow Bridge in Niagara Falls?

-- N. Papowitch, Etobicoke

A: You can receive border wait time information on Twitter. The Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA) has launched a pilot project to broadcast estimated wait times for crossing the Canada-United States land border. For the Rainbow Bridge, go to twitter.com/CBSA_RBB. For those who aren't up on their social media, an old fashioned website -- niagarafallsbridges.com -- also reports regularly on wait times.

Q: What kind of programs does the Sleeping Giant Park offer? Do we have to pay for extra if we're staying overnight in the park?

-- W. Keeley, Toronto

A: Located near Thunder Bay, Sleeping Giant Provincial Park is a natural wonderland on a foliage-laden peninsula that juts into mighty Lake Superior. The main campground at Marie Louise Lake has 200 sites (85 of these with electrical service). There are two comfort stations with flush toilets, showers and laundry facilities. Camping fees range from $36.75 to $46 per night for a serviced site. The park sells firewood for $6 a bundle, kindling for $5 a bundle and ice for $3.50 a bag. Outdoor equipment such as kayaks, canoes, etc., can be rented from the visitor centre from $10 per hour (half-day and full-day rates are available). The laundromat runs about $7 per load. There are lots of free activities from hiking, fishing, swimming, wildlife viewing, outdoor film and slide shows at the park amphitheatre, and naturalist walks and talks. Local critters include white-tailed deer, red fox, porcupines, moose, bears and wolves. The Thunder Cape Bird Observatory (tbfn.net ) at the tip of the Sibley Peninsula has recorded more than 190 species of birds. A list of activities can be found at the Gate House and Visitor Centre. For more on activities, see thefriendsofsleepinggiant.ca

Send questions to Ilona Kauremszky at mycompass.ca

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Winner's home is Vancouver airport

VANCOUVER - The self-dubbed "Anderson Cooper" of the Vancouver International Airport compared his new reporting job to winning the lottery after his landslide victory was announced for Live@YVR Monday.

Jaeger Mah, 29, won the contest created to celebrate the airport’s 80th birthday, beating out his closest competitor by more 2,000 votes, garnering over half of the votes submitted among dozens of entries.

The Port Alberni, B.C., native will have to stay in the airport for 80 consecutive days starting Aug. 17, bunking down at the Fairmont Vancouver Airport Hotel each night.

Mah will be armed with a video camera, a computer, editing software and a small daily allowance during his stay. His job is to compile a variety of social media postings, as well as produce four 90-second videos each week.

The airport authority is encouraging the public to send in story suggestions.

"Maybe you’d like to know the strangest cargo ever shipped out of YVR," airport spokesman Rebecca Catley said. "Or how many litres of paint it takes the mark the runway lines?"

Mah said his success was largely due to the "small town" support he got from media exposure and word of mouth. The Vancouver Art Institute graduate is looking forward to the possibility of meeting famous visitors during his residency.

"To actually meet some of the stars and celebrities that come through the airport ... even just to talk to (Richard) Branson or Donald Trump and who knows, maybe royalty figures," he said. "That would give me a chance to sit down with these people and really find out how they got to where they did today."

The former Small Business B.C. special events co-ordinator won’t be able to leave Sea Island, but will have full access to its beaches and pubs.

Mah said the whole trip will be similar to a paid "staycation," and he’s looking forward to partying with his friends and family during his downtime.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Visiting Andy Griffith's Mount Airy

MOUNT AIRY, N.C. -- In Opie's candy store the Moon Pies are selling briskly. Next door, in Floyd's barber shop, customers are browsing the hundreds, maybe thousands, of photos of past visitors pinned on the walls. Snappy Lunch offers its signature pork-chop sandwich. The special in Barney's Cafe is "Meat plus Two" -- entree and two veg -- for five bucks. Down the road, a tourist stops to take a picture of Wally's Service Station. In the motor inn a maid carefully arranges Aunt Bee's eyeglasses, dress and shoes.

Opie, Floyd, Barney, Wally, Aunt Bee, Snappy Lunch . . . Aren't these names from a 1960s TV show that's still in endless reruns somewhere?

To drive home the point, the jangly theme from that show pours, muted, from a dozen speakers along Main St. and the water tower bears a silhouette of a man and a boy with a fishing pole. Yes, it's The Andy Griffith Show, maybe better known from its rerun title Andy of Mayberry.

Mount Airy is Griffith's home town and the citizens have taken him to their hearts by replicating his fictional Mayberry downtown. But there's more than nostalgia at work here: The makeover brings something like 65,000 visitors a year to this western North Carolina town (population: 10,000).

Readers scarcely need to be reminded that Griffith played Andy Taylor, the easy-going widowed sheriff of rural Mayberry. Ronny Howard (who grew up to be movie director Ronald Howard) was his son, and they lived with Andy's Aunt Bee (Frances Bavier). Don Knotts was the inept deputy Barney Fife.

There wasn't much crime in Mayberry, so the stories revolved around the everyday problems of its citizens, problems that were, as often as not, solved in the Snappy Lunch or the Bluebird Diner (yes, it's here, too, in resurrected form), or down at Wally's service station.

Strolling around, you'll find posters and cutouts of the main characters everywhere. Most visitors end up at the Andy Griffith Museum, at the old Rockfort St. school, where Griffith first appeared on stage at the age of 10 and decided he wanted to be an actor.

Much later, guide Roger Sickmiller says, Griffith was involved with producers in Hollywood, working on the rural sitcom that became The Andy Griffith Show.

"To get the feel of a small southern town, Andy persuaded the producers and writers to come here, which is why Mount Airy is so like Mayberry," he says. "But the show wasn't filmed here; it was shot on a backlot of the Desilu studios in Hollywood."

Griffith's boyhood home is now an upscale six-bedroom B&B. The museum reviews his career on the stage, films and television, through posters, costumes, awards and other artifacts.

Visitors who get tired walking can take a "squad car" tour of the town. They ride in a 1960s Ford police cruiser, just as Andy and Barney did, driven by guide Sickmiller in khaki police uniform, just like Andy wore.

And if they have a mind to, they can get married in the cell of the (fake) Mayberry Police Station, with Sickmiller (did I mention he's a clergyman, too?) reading the vows.

Mount Airy mounts a festival called Mayberry Days every September (22-25 this year), with parades, a golf tournament, talent contests, musical events and lots more hoopla. Actors who appeared on the show are usually honoured guests; this year's line up includes Betty Lynn (who played Barney's one-time girlfriend, Thelma Lou) and Maggie Peterson Mancuso (Charlene Darling), as well as Don Knotts' daughter Karen.

-- Mount Airy is just south of the Virginia state line, 60 km northwest of Winston-Salem, N.C. For more information, see visitmayberry.com.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Ups and downs of Valparaiso

VALPARAISO, Chile -- Santiago may be Chile's capital but the country's cultural centre is Valparaiso, two hours and 120 km to the northwest. While Santiago is inward-looking and hemmed in by mountains, historically cosmopolitan Valparaiso is more open to the world atop hills that form a natural amphitheatre with vast views over the Pacific. Colourfully painted houses throng steep slopes and form the audience for a ballet of cranes unloading plump vessels stacked high with containers.

Settled by Spanish colonists around 1540 on a narrow strip of level seaside land, the city grew rapidly after Chile gained independence from Spain in 1810, sprawling up ever steeper slopes. The wealthy needed a convenient method to reach hillside mansions, and the poor to reach their shanties yet higher still. Towards the end of the 19th century a solution was found in the construction of ascensores or "elevators" -- funicular railways that still crawl up the often shockingly steep slopes.

Around half of the original 30 or so remain in use today, zigzagging across hillsides and lacing the city together. They provide novel links in improvised walking routes that alternate between the city's sea-level World Heritage-listed business centre and high-level residential terraces with panoramic sea views.

Valparaiso was designated Santiago's official port in 1544 and the city grew rich on exports of wheat and saltpetre, and on servicing vessels rounding Cape Horn. British and German immigrants founded substantial banks and trading companies and opened South America's first stock exchange.

By the end of the 19th century the city was one of the continent's most important ports, and today it retains a well-planned grid of sober, neo-classical buildings at sea level, while its residential districts sprawl upwards in relative disorder, with streets that wind up the hillsides or snake around contours.

A profusion of brightly painted houses tumbles prettily down the slopes, and the ascensores, whose stations and cars are often just as colourful, are often lost between them, their entrances hidden among the labyrinth of streets and stairways. Sometimes the stations teeter against the skyline as if about to plummet into the densely clustered buildings below. Open on one side, they sometimes resemble boathouses deposited on hilltops by the ultimate in tsunamis.

In Valparaiso cerro is the word for both hill and district, and neighbouring Cerro Concepcion and Cerro Alegre, above the heart of the city and the docks, boast a cluster of ascensores. Here, steep Templeman and Almirante Montt streets are home to bohemian cafes and restaurants beloved by Valparaiso's university students, and just east the upper station of the Ascensor Reina Victoria of 1902, named for the British queen, is a battered, yellow-painted shed of corrugated iron on an isolated high point reached by an elevated wooden walkway.

Inside there's a heavy turnstile, but payment is at the lower station. The fare is a mere 100 pesos (about 20¢) but then the distance to be travelled is only 40 metres, although at a hair-raising 57 degree angle. An attendant slides back the door to a rickety, wood-lined metal cage holding a maximum of seven people, then closes and locks it.

Two cars on parallel cogged tracks are joined by hawsers that loop over large steel wheels at the upper station, and halfway through the rattling descent the partner car passes, looking like an improbable garden shed raised on slender scaffolding with a sharply angled base and tiny wheels.

The exit is to the beginnings of the well-preserved evidence of Valparaiso's former prosperity, and the walk east along Cumming and Esmeralda is past the imposing frontages of banks and the statue-topped offices of El Mercurio, a newspaper in continuous publication since 1827. The large banking halls are worth visiting even if you have no need to change money, their original luxurious interiors of panelled wood, Carrara marble and stained glass still intact.

The privately owned Ascensor Concepcion is the oldest, opened in 1883, its entrance is hidden down a narrow passage. It climbs swiftly twice as far back up the hillside, but at a more gentle 45 degrees, to where a wooden upper station gives onto a terrace with views down to slim grey warships of the Chilean navy at anchor.

Walking west it's easy to get lost among the winding streets even with a map, although that's part of the pleasure. Up, down, and sideways stretch rows of two and three-storey houses in pink, purple, lemon yellow or green, with equally gaudy bougainvillea and other pretty flowering shrubs spilling over garden walls. Artful murals on empty walls add further colour. Some are playful, some political, and some even depict Valparaíso's signature transportation.

The route takes the Pasaje Bavestrello, a staircase that climbs through an apartment building, passes between houses, crosses a bridge, climbs again, and gives on to further streets whose steep snaking turns force houses into unlikely wafer-like shapes. The Palacio Baburizza near the top of Ascensor El Peral is an Art Nouveau masterpiece of 1916 that is worth coming to see in its own right; all chequered panels, dancing figures in relief, ornate hanging lanterns and organic columns.

El Peral, of 1902, drops with a whoosh to where a short walk through the city's administrative heart and past bustling markets and seafood restaurants leads to Ascensor Artilleria, where, money ready, you discover that payment is at the top for once. It was originally opened in 1894 to take students up to a naval college.

The car is large, the track visible through gaps in the floorboards, the slope gentle, and the ride a relatively long cliffside 175 metres, giving generous views across the harbour throughout.

No two sources agree on the numbers of funiculars still operating in Valparaíso, and even local people seem unable to keep up with their closures. Residents may love their city's icons, but they're actually riding the minibuses that storm noisily up the steep slopes blowing clouds of black exhaust.

Approval for the first ascensor was given in 1877, but this novel solution to the problems of inconvenient geography arrived only just in time for the city's decline. The opening of the Panama Canal in 1914 made many of the long and risky voyages round Cape Horn unnecessary, more freight crossed North America by rail, and the new steamships preferred ports with easy access to coal.

Valparaiso is now officially recognised as the Cultural Capital of Chile, and much investment in renovation of its historic buildings is beginning to revive tourism.

As residents know only too well, life in Valparaiso has its ups and downs.

IF YOU GO TO CHILE

MORE INFORMATION

For more on travel to Chile, see tourismchile.com. Valparaiso's official tourism site has its own informative pages at ciudadvalparaiso.cl. Several companies operate luxury buses from Santiago's Alameda terminal with departures every few minutes for around 3,500 pesos ($7). The city sits on 42 hills and while there are frequent minibus services, about 12 working ascensores, and taxis, there's no avoiding a steep climb or descent on foot from time to time. Ascensores are 100 to 300 pesos (20¢-60¢) per journey. Children pay full price unless small enough to be carried through the turnstiles, in which case they travel for free.

DINING AND LODGING

It's best to stay uphill in Cerros Alegre or Concepcion, where evenings are quiet. There is a wide choice of restaurants, and numerous hostels for the budget travellers who have been leading the return of tourism to Valparaiso (see hostelworld.com and similar sites). Many are in historic buildings and have comfortable apartments and cheaper shared rooms, such as the highly recommended Luna Sonrisa (lunasonrisa.cl) whose helpful owner is also the author of Footprint's Chile. Apartments can be rented through sites such as apartmentrental-valparaiso.cl. The Valparaiso tourism site lists upmarket boutique hotels in historic buildings.

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Quebec offers gems in culture

Quebec's Outaouais region posed three problems before I'd even arrived - how to spell it, how to pronounce it and how to find it on a map.

The first two were overcome by memorization, the third by learning that Outaouais (pronounced oot-a-way, accent on the first syllable) is French for Ottawa.

So finding Outaouais was as simple as crossing the Alexandra Bridge linking the capital with Gatineau, just over the river from the Parliament Buildings.

You probably know Gatineau better as Hull, once notorious as an after-hours boozing destination for Ontario residents chafing at grimly puritanical liquor laws.

Outaouais covers more than 33,000 square kilometres. I had less than three days, barely time to hit a few high spots.

First up was a guided tour of the Canadian Museum of Civilization, touted as Canada's most popular one.

Thanks to Metis architect Douglas Cardinal, it's all curves. "No corners for evils spirits to hide in," guide Richard Lavergne explained.

There are four main exhibition areas. If you're pressed for time, I'd focus on two - the visually stunning Grand Hall, with its West Coast totems, and Canada Hall, which begins with the arrival of the Vikings in what is now Newfoundland, leaps centuries and distances, and finishes in a replica of the Wildcat Cafe, which still operates in Yellowknife.

Travelling with children? Break up the two with the IMAX movie.

Guided tours cost $3 per person per hall, and I recommend them. Ask at the information desk. Audio guides are also available.

Lodging/dining tips: The Four Points by Sheraton, across from the museum, is comfortable, and its rates are lower most of July and August; www.fourpoints.com/gatineau. Three-course table d'hote suppers at Le Tartuffe, just around the corner, run from the high $30s to the mid $40s. Charming setting and excellent food; www.letartuffe.com.

For a change of pace, check out Les Brasseurs de Temps - BDT, as it's better known. On the site of brewery that opened in 1813, this brew pub also houses a regional brewing heritage museum; www.brasseursdutemps.com.

Guide Marc Godin told us Hull flourished during Prohibition, becoming a portal for the smuggling of alcohol from Montreal to Ontario. Gambling clubs sprang up and the downtown was packed with liquor stores.

Just outside old Hull is Gatineau Park, with a network of parkways, 200 kilometres of maintained trails for cross-country skiing, the summer estate of former prime minister Mackenzie King. and some of the most colourful fall foliage in eastern Canada.

A steam train runs mid-May to mid-October from Gatineau (Hull) to the attractive village of Wakefield. Passengers have two hours free time before returning. Wakefield, population 800, boasts 21 restaurants and lots of boutiques.

Lodging/dining tips: The 27-rooom Wakefield Mill Inn & Spa uses a mill built in 1837. A separate building scheduled to open some time this month will add 13 more guest rooms; www.wakefieldmill.com. The inn's cuisine is matched by the view from the dining room, a waterfall created by the La Peche River. Trois Erables, one of Wakefield's many B&Bs, is in the heart of the village and has a four-star rating; www.lestroiserables.com.

Fairmont Le Chateau Montebello, an hour's drive east of Ottawa, is a destination in its own right. A prestigious private club, the Seigniory Club, until 1970, it was built with 10,000 red cedar logs; www.fairmont.com/montebello.

Nearby is Manoir-Papineau National Historic Site, built in 1850 by politician Louis-Joseph Papineau and lived in by his family for the next 79 years. Many of the sumptuous furnishings belonged to them. Guided tours available May-October; phone Parks Canada, 1-888-773-8888.

Have a sweet tooth? Pop in to Choco Motive, an economuseum that opened last summer in Montebello's old railway station. Owner Gaetan Tessier and his staff attack waistlines with Peruvian fair-trade cocoa beans and Quebec butter, cream and honey; www.chocomotive.ca.

Doug English can be reached at denglishtravel@gmail.com or by mail c/o London Free Press, P.O.E. Box 2280, London, Ont. N6A 4G1.